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//“ GueSS WHo’S HoMe FoR THe HoLiDaYS?

dicevice:

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*his eyes light up as he looks over his gifts*

//” You ReaLLY ouTDiD YouRSeLF THiS YeaR! THaNKS, BaBe.

*he gives Ethan a little kiss*

//” HoW aBouT We Go SHoPPiNG ToGeTHeR aND i’LL GeT You WHaTeVeR You WaNT. MY oTHeR GiFT iSN’T ReaLLY GooD eNouGH…

Kaden, I’m happy with anything you get me. So, what did you get me?

//” JuST FoRGeT aBouT iT. NeXT To aLL THiS STuFF You GoT Me, iT’S NoTHiNG.

C’mon, Kaden, please? I’m curious now!

//” iT’S ReaLLY NoT WoRTH iT.

Please~!
You use puppy eyes on him 

//“ iT’S JuST SoMeTHiNG oLD i FouND…

(Source: pointedredhats-blog)

//“ GueSS WHo’S HoMe FoR THe HoLiDaYS?

dicevice:

pointedredhats:

dicevice:

pointedredhats:

*his eyes light up as he looks over his gifts*

//” You ReaLLY ouTDiD YouRSeLF THiS YeaR! THaNKS, BaBe.

*he gives Ethan a little kiss*

//” HoW aBouT We Go SHoPPiNG ToGeTHeR aND i’LL GeT You WHaTeVeR You WaNT. MY oTHeR GiFT iSN’T ReaLLY GooD eNouGH…

Kaden, I’m happy with anything you get me. So, what did you get me?

//” JuST FoRGeT aBouT iT. NeXT To aLL THiS STuFF You GoT Me, iT’S NoTHiNG.

C’mon, Kaden, please? I’m curious now!

//“ iT’S ReaLLY NoT WoRTH iT.

(Source: pointedredhats-blog)

//“ GueSS WHo’S HoMe FoR THe HoLiDaYS?

dicevice:

pointedredhats:

*his eyes light up as he looks over his gifts*

//” You ReaLLY ouTDiD YouRSeLF THiS YeaR! THaNKS, BaBe.

*he gives Ethan a little kiss*

//” HoW aBouT We Go SHoPPiNG ToGeTHeR aND i’LL GeT You WHaTeVeR You WaNT. MY oTHeR GiFT iSN’T ReaLLY GooD eNouGH…

Kaden, I’m happy with anything you get me. So, what did you get me?

//“ JuST FoRGeT aBouT iT. NeXT To aLL THiS STuFF You GoT Me, iT’S NoTHiNG.

(Source: pointedredhats-blog)

//“ GueSS WHo’S HoMe FoR THe HoLiDaYS?

dicevice:

pointedredhats:

dicevice:

pointedredhats:

dicevice:

pointedredhats:

dicevice:

KADEN!

You punch him in the gut before hugging him and sobbing.

*he takes the punch pretty well, and hugs Ethan back*

//” DiD’Ja MiSS Me?

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

You continue to sob into his shirt 

//” i’M SoRRY, i’M SoRRY! SCRaTCH HaS HaD Me RuNNiNG aLL oVeR THe PLaCe.

//” THeRe’S… WeLL, iT’S HaRD To eXPLaiN, BuT THeRe’S TRouBLe iN SoMe oF ouR SiMiLaR TiMeLiNeS. iT’S HaD Me BuSY…

*he pats Ethan’s head*

I got you some presents…
You sniffle 

//” oH, ReaLLY?

//” i GoT SoMeTHiNG FoR You Too. iT’S NoT aS CooL aS THe FuR CoaT FRoM LaST YeaR, BuT iT WaS THe BeST i CouLD Do WiTH HoW BuSY i’Ve BeeN…

Wait here.

You shuffle off to your room before returning with a bag. Inside was a shirt that said World’s Best Father, a CD for one of Kaden’s favorite bands, and , LE GASP, porn mags with all the boobs, all of them. Buried under that was a red leather flog and a 7 ball gag,

*his eyes light up as he looks over his gifts*

//“ You ReaLLY ouTDiD YouRSeLF THiS YeaR! THaNKS, BaBe.

*he gives Ethan a little kiss*

//” HoW aBouT We Go SHoPPiNG ToGeTHeR aND i’LL GeT You WHaTeVeR You WaNT. MY oTHeR GiFT iSN’T ReaLLY GooD eNouGH…

(Source: pointedredhats-blog)

//“ GueSS WHo’S HoMe FoR THe HoLiDaYS?

dicevice:

pointedredhats:

dicevice:

pointedredhats:

dicevice:

KADEN!

You punch him in the gut before hugging him and sobbing.

*he takes the punch pretty well, and hugs Ethan back*

//” DiD’Ja MiSS Me?

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

You continue to sob into his shirt 

//” i’M SoRRY, i’M SoRRY! SCRaTCH HaS HaD Me RuNNiNG aLL oVeR THe PLaCe.

//” THeRe’S… WeLL, iT’S HaRD To eXPLaiN, BuT THeRe’S TRouBLe iN SoMe oF ouR SiMiLaR TiMeLiNeS. iT’S HaD Me BuSY…

*he pats Ethan’s head*

I got you some presents…
You sniffle 

//“ oH, ReaLLY?

//” i GoT SoMeTHiNG FoR You Too. iT’S NoT aS CooL aS THe FuR CoaT FRoM LaST YeaR, BuT iT WaS THe BeST i CouLD Do WiTH HoW BuSY i’Ve BeeN…

(Source: pointedredhats-blog)

//“ GueSS WHo’S HoMe FoR THe HoLiDaYS?

dicevice:

pointedredhats:

dicevice:

KADEN!

You punch him in the gut before hugging him and sobbing.

*he takes the punch pretty well, and hugs Ethan back*

//” DiD’Ja MiSS Me?

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!

You continue to sob into his shirt 

//“ i’M SoRRY, i’M SoRRY! SCRaTCH HaS HaD Me RuNNiNG aLL oVeR THe PLaCe.

//” THeRe’S… WeLL, iT’S HaRD To eXPLaiN, BuT THeRe’S TRouBLe iN SoMe oF ouR SiMiLaR TiMeLiNeS. iT’S HaD Me BuSY…

*he pats Ethan’s head*

(Source: pointedredhats-blog)

My husband is gone

dicevice:

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dicevice:

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dicevice:

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dicevice:

No, save the glasses for when I can see. And when the kids are asleep~

You clear your throat

Anyway, this is a contract with Hell.

//” …

//” i LiKe HoW You JuST HaPPeN To HaVe oNe uNDeR YouR PiLLoW.

I’m just prepared.

//” aND BY THaT, i’M GueSSiNG You’Re oFFeRiNG Me a CHaNCe To SiGN iT?

Yes. C:

//” HMM.

//” WeLL…

//” i’LL CoNSiDeR iT.

//” THe FeLT STiLL NeeDS Me, THouGH. DeMoN oR NoT, i DoN’T THiNK i CaN JuST WaLK aWaY FRoM THiS KiND oF ReSPoNSiBiLiTY.

You huff and stick it back under your pillow
Fine.

//“ iF i eVeR FeeL LiKe MY LiFe iS iN DaNGeR, i’LL THiNK aBouT SiGNiNG iT.

My husband is gone

dicevice:

pointedredhats:

dicevice:

pointedredhats:

dicevice:

No, save the glasses for when I can see. And when the kids are asleep~

You clear your throat

Anyway, this is a contract with Hell.

//” …

//” i LiKe HoW You JuST HaPPeN To HaVe oNe uNDeR YouR PiLLoW.

I’m just prepared.

//” aND BY THaT, i’M GueSSiNG You’Re oFFeRiNG Me a CHaNCe To SiGN iT?

Yes. C:

//“ HMM.

//” WeLL…

//“ i’LL CoNSiDeR iT.

//” THe FeLT STiLL NeeDS Me, THouGH. DeMoN oR NoT, i DoN’T THiNK i CaN JuST WaLK aWaY FRoM THiS KiND oF ReSPoNSiBiLiTY.

My husband is gone

dicevice:

pointedredhats:

dicevice:

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dicevice:

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dicevice:

Again…
At least I have my babies to keep my company.

You snuggle the twins 

//” aRe You TRYiNG To MaKe Me FeeL GuiLTY FoR WoRKiNG?

Yes. :C
Look, even the twins want you to stay home! 

//” i CaN’T HeLP THaT i’M BeiNG FoRCeD To SPeND THe ReST oF MY LiFe DoiNG WHaTeVeR SCRaTCH WaNTS…!

//” iT’S NoT LiKe i WaNT To WoRK So MuCH.

I could stick him in a dark pocket…

//” i DuNNo. uNTiL eNGLiSH GeTS HeRe— aSSuMiNG He iSN’T HeRe aLReaDY— MY LiFe iS PRoBaBLY CoNNeCTeD DiReCTLY To HiS, SiNCe He CHaNGeD Me aND aLL. THaT MiGHT Be DaNGeRouS.

//” oN ToP oF THaT, aNoTHeR SCRaTCH WouLD JuST SHoW uP aND TaKe HiS PLaCe, aNYWaY.

You dig under your pillow and pull out a contract

*he glances at it*

//“ So, You GoNNa TeLL Me WHaT THiS iS, oR aM i GoiNG To HaVe To WHiP ouT MY GLaSSeS aND ReaD iT?

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